ok, dont' call me a shit head, first of all, i never sent this shit to
you..second of all, i don't even know who the fuck zoot suit is...i deleted
that shit as soon as i got it....

At 03:51 PM 4/21/99 -0400, you wrote:
>hey zoot suit shit head
>
>quit sending this fucking crap
>it is a hoax and you are a dumbass if you try to do it
>give me your $20 and i will kick you in fucking face
>at least this way you will get something for your money
>
>
>At 11:05 PM 4/20/99 -0700, you wrote:
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>>EARN $100,000 PER YEAR SENDING E-MAIL!!!
>>**********************************************************************
>>Dear Friend,
>>
>>You can earn $50,000 or more in next the 90 days sending e-mail, seem
>>impossible? Read on for details (no, there is no 'catch')...
>>
>>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>"AS SEEN ON NATIONAL T.V."
>>
>>Thank you for your time and Interest.
>>
>>This is the letter you've been reading about in the news lately.
>>
>>Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a major nightly
>>news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of
>>the program described below to see, if it really can make people
>>money.
>>
>>The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their
>>findings proved once and for all that there are, absolutely no laws
>>prohibiting the participation in the program. This has helped to show
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>>money at home.
>>
>>The results of this show have been truly remarkable. So many people
>>are participating that those involved are doing much better than ever
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>>experience it.
>>
>>"HERE IT IS BELOW"
>>
>>======================================================================
>>
>>*** Print This Now For Future Reference ***
>>
>>The following income opportunity is one you may be interested in
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>>
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>>
>>If you would like to make at least $50,000 in less than 90 days!
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>>
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>>
>>THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY.
>>
>>It does not require you to come into contact with people, do any hard
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>>the mail.
>>
>>If you believe that someday you'll get that big break that you've been
>>waiting for, THIS IS IT! Simply follow the instructions, and your
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>>works perfectly...100% EVERY TIME. E-mail is the sales tool of the
>>future.
>>
>>Take advantage of this non-commercialized method of advertising NOW!!!
>>The longer you wait, the more people will be doing business using
>>e-mail.
>>
>>Get your piece of this action!!!
>>
>>MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability.
>>
>>Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 65% of all goods
>>and services will be sold through multi-level methods by the mid to
>>late 1990's. This is a Multi-Billion Dollar industry and of the
>>500,000 millionaires in the U.S., 20% (100,000) made their fortune in
>>the last several years in MLM. Moreover, statistics show 45 people
>>become millionaires everyday through Multi-Level Marketing.
>>You may have heard this story before, but over the summer Donald
>>Trump made an appearance on the David Letterman show. Dave asked him
>>what he would do if he lost everything and had to start over from
>>scratch. Without hesitating, Trump said he would find a good network
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>>boo him. He looked out at the audience and dead-panned his response -
>>"That's why I'm sitting up here and you are all sitting out there!"
>>
>>With network marketing you have two sources of income. Direct
>>commissions from sales you make yourself and commissions from sales
>>made by people you introduce to the business.
>>
>>Residual income is the secret of the wealthy. It means investing time
>>or money once and getting paid again and again and again. In network
>>marketing, it also means getting paid for the work of others.
>>
>>A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
>>
>>By the time you have read the enclosed program and reports, you should
>>have concluded that such a program, and one that is legal, could not
>>have been created by an amateur.
>>
>>Let me tell you a little about myself. I had a profitable business for
>>10 years. Then in 1979 my business began falling off. I was doing the
>>same things that were previously successful for me, but it wasn't
>>working. Finally, I figured it out. It wasn't me, it was the economy.
>>
>>Inflation and recession had replaced the stable economy that had been
>>with us since 1945. I don't have to tell you what happened to the
>>unemployment rate... because many of you know from first hand
>>experience. There were more failures and bankruptcies than ever
>>before.
>>
>>The middle class was vanishing. Those who knew what they were doing
>>invested wisely and moved up. Those who did not, including those who
>>never had anything to save or invest, were moving down into the ranks
>>of the poor. As the saying goes, "THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR GET
>>POORER." The traditional methods of making money will never allow you
>>to "move up" or "get rich", inflation will see to that.
>>
>>You have just received information that can give you financial freedom
>>for the rest of your life, with "NO RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF
>>EFFORT." You can make more money in the next few months than you have
>>ever magined. I should also point out that I will not see a penny of
>>this money, nor anyone else who has provided a testimonial for this
>>program. I have already made over 4 MILLION DOLLARS!
>>
>>I have retired from the program after sending out over 16,000
>>programs. Now I have several offices that make this and several other
>>programs here and over seas.
>>
>>Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way.
>>It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of
>>this exciting report to everyone you can think of. One of the people
>>you send this to may send out 50,000...and your name will be on
>>everyone of them!
>>Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers
>>you will reach.
>>
>>So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
>>opportunity to become financially independent, IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
>>"THINK ABOUT IT"
>>
>>Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did,
>>take a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil
>>and figure out what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the
>>worst possible response and no matter how you calculate it, you will
>>still make a lot of money! You will definitely get back what you
>>invested. Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come
>>in. IT WORKS!
>>
>>Jody Jacobs, Richmond, VA
>>
>>HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU
>>
>>THOUSANDS OF DOLLAR$
>>
>>INSTRUCTIONS:
>>
>>This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY TIME.
>>
>>I am sure that you could use up to $50,000 or more in the next 90
>>days.
>>
>>Before you say, "BULL... ", please read this program carefully.
>>This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making
>>opportunity.
>>
>>Basically, this is what you do: As with all multi-level businesses, we
>>build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our
>>products. Every state in the USA allows you to recruit new multi-level
>>business partners, and we offer a product for EVERY dollar sent. YOUR
>>ORDERS COME BY MAIL AND ARE FILLED BY E-MAIL, so you are not involved
>>in personal selling. You do it privately in your own home, store or
>>office. This is the GREATEST Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing
>>anywhere:
>>
>>This is what you MUST do:
>>
>>1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can't sell them if
>>you don't order them).
>>
>>* For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT
>>YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR NAME & RETURN ADDRESS
>>(in case of a problem) to the person whose name appears on the list
>>next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE
>>IN CASE OF ANY MAIL PROBLEMS!
>>
>>* When you place your order, make sure you order each of the four
>>reports.
>>You will need all four reports so that you can save them on your
>>computer and resell them.
>>
>>* Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the four
>>reports. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you
>>to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you.
>>
>>2. IMPORTANT-- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed
>>next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other
>>than is instructed below in steps "a" through "f" or you will lose out
>>on the majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this
>>works, you'll also see how it doesn't work if you change it. Remember,
>>this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it will not work.
>>
>>a. Look below for the listing of available reports.
>>
>>b. After you've ordered the four reports, take this advertisement and
>>remove the name and address under REPORT #4. This person has made it
>>through the cycle and is no doubt counting their $50,000!
>>
>>c. Move the name and address under REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4.
>>
>>d. Move the name and address under REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3.
>>
>>e. Move the name and address under REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2.
>>
>>f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT #1 position.
>>
>>Please make sure you copy every name and address ACCURATELY!
>>
>>3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and
>>save it to your computer. Make NO changes to the instruction portion
>>of this letter.
>>
>>4. Now you're ready to start an advertising campaign on the WORLDWIDE
>>WEB! Advertising on the WEB can be very, very inexpensive, and there
>>are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. Another avenue which you
>>could use for advertising is e-mail lists. You can buy these lists for
>>under $20/2,000 addresses or you can pay someone to take care of it
>>for you. BE SURE TO START YOUR AD CAMPAIGN IMMEDIATELY!
>>
>>5. For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the
>>report they ordered. THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME- DAY SERVICE ON
>>ALL ORDERS!
>>This will help guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out, with YOUR name
>>and address on it, will be prompt because they can't advertise until
>>they receive the report! To grow fast be prompt and courteous.
>>
>>------------------------------------------
>>
>>AVAILABLE REPORTS
>>
>>------------------------------------------
>>
>>***Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME***
>>
>>Notes:
>>
>>- ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH FOR EACH REPORT
>>
>>- ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA THE QUICKEST DELIVERY
>>
>>- Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two
>>sheets of paper.
>>
>>- On one of those sheets of paper, include: (a) the number & name of
>>the report you are ordering, (b) your e-mail address, and (c) your
>>postal address.
>>
>>________________________________________________
>>
>>REPORT #1 "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
>>
>>ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
>>
>>Mr. Zoot Suit
>>P.O. Box 3562
>>Eugene, OR 97403
>>________________________________________________
>>
>>REPORT #2 "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
>>
>>ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
>>
>>T.T.T.
>>HCR 72 Box 4650
>>E. Waterboro, ME 04030
>>________________________________________________
>>
>>REPORT #3 "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS"
>>
>>ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
>>
>>DLS
>>650 Castro St., Suite 120/310
>>; Mountain View, CA 94041
>>________________________________________________
>>
>>REPORT #4 "EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS"
>>
>>ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
>>
>>Market Wiz
>>30 Barbara Road
>>Randolph, MA 02368
>>________________________________________________
>>
>>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>>HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PLAN WILL MAKE YOU $MONEY$
>>
>>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>Let's say you decide to start small just to see how well it works.
>>Assume your goal is to get 10 people to participate on your first
>>level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the Internet will EASILY get a
>>larger response.) Also assume that everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION
>>gets ONLY 10 downline members. Follow this example to achieve the
>>STAGGERING results below.
>>
>>
>>1st level--your 10 members with $5.....................$50
>>
>>2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100)........$500
>>
>>3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000)...$5,000
>>
>>4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5x10,000).$50,000
>>
>>THIS TOTALS ------> $55,550
>>
>>Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only
>>recruit 10 people each. Think for a moment what would happen if they
>>got 20 people to participate!
>>Lots of people get 100s of participants!
>>THINK ABOUT IT! Your cost to participate in this is practically
>>nothing (surely you can afford $20). You obviously already have an
>>Internet connection and e-mail is FREE!!! REPORT #3 shows you the most
>>productive methods for bulk e-mailing and purchasing e-mail lists.
>>Some list & bulk e-mail vendors even work on trade!
>>
>>About 50,000 new people get online every month!
>>
>>*******TIPS FOR SUCCESS*******
>>
>>* TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow the
>>directions accurately.
>>
>>* Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when the
>>orders start coming in because:
>>
>>When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested
>>product/report to comply with the U.S. Postal & Lottery Laws, Title
>>18, Sections 1302 and 1341 or Title 18, Section 3005 in the U.S. Code,
>>also Code of Federal Regs. vol. 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state
>>that "a product or service must be exchanged for money received."
>>
>>* ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE.
>>
>>* Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the
>>instructions exactly, the results WILL undoubtedly be SUCCESSFUL!
>>
>>* ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED!
>>
>>*******YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINE*******
>>
>>Follow these guidelines to help assure your success:
>>
>>If you don't receive 10 to 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks,
>>continue advertising until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you
>>should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT #2. If you don't,
>>continue advertising until you do. Once you have received 100 or more
>>orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already
>>working for you, and the cash can continue to roll in! THIS IS
>>IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
>>Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in
>>front of a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by
>>watching which report people are ordering from you. If you want to
>>generate more income, send another batch of e-mails and start the
>>whole process again! There is no limit to the income you will generate
>>from this business!
>>
>>PLEASE NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a
>>business name, learning how income tax is handled, etc., contact your
>>local office of the Small Business Administration (a Federal agency)
>>1-(800)827-5722 for free help and answers to questions. Also, the
>>Internal Revenue Service offers free help via telephone and free
>>seminars about business tax requirements. Your earnings and results
>>are highly dependent on your activities and advertising. This letter
>>constitutes no guarantees stated or implied. In the event that it is
>> determined that this letter constitutes a guarantee of any kind, that
>>guarantee is now void. Any testimonials or amounts of earnings listed
>>in this letter may be factual or fictitious. If you have any question
>>of the legality of this letter contact the Office of Associate
>>Director for Marketing Practices Federal Trade Commission Bureau of
>>Consumer Protection in Washington DC.
>>
>>*******T E S T I M O N I A L S*******
>>
>>This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the
>>rule of not trying to place your name in a different position, it
>>won't work and you'll lose a lot of potential income. I'm living proof
>>that it works. It really is a great opportunity to make relatively
>>easy money, with little cost to you. If you do choose to participate,
>>follow the program exactly, and you'll be on your way to financial
>>security.
>>
>>Sean McLaughlin, Jackson, MS
>>
>>My name is Frank. My wife, Doris, and I live in Bel-Air, MD. I am a
>>cost accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good
>>money. When I received the program I grumbled to Doris about receiving
>>"junk mail." I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of
>>the population and percentages involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work.
>>Doris totally ignored my supposed intelligence and jumped in with both
>>feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old "I
>>told you so" on her when the thing didn't work... well, the laugh was
>>on me! Within two weeks she had received over 50 responses. Within 45
>>days she had received over $147,200 in $5 bills! I was shocked! I was
>>sure that I had it all figured and that it wouldn't work. I AM a
>>believer now. I have joined Doris in her "hobby." I did have seven
>>more years until retirement, but I think of the "rat race" and it's
>>not for me. We owe it all to MLM.
>>
>>Frank T., Bel-Air, MD
>>
>>I just want to pass along my best wishes and encouragement to you.
>>Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in.
>>
>>I even checked with the U.S. Post Office to verify that the plan was
>>legal.
>>
>>It definitely is! IT WORKS!!!
>>
>>Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC
>>
>>The main reason for this letter is to convince you that this system is
>>honest, lawful, extremely profitable, and is a way to get a large
>>amount of money in a short time. I was approached several times before
>>I checked this out. I joined just to see what one could expect in
>>return for the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment,
>>I received $36,470.00 in the first 14 weeks, with money still coming
>>in.
>>
>> Phillip A. Brown, Esq.
>>
>>Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
>>mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I
>>decided that the initial investment was so little that there was just
>>no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money
>>back. Boy, was I surprised when I found my medium-size post office box
>>crammed with orders!
>>For a while, it got so overloaded that I had to start picking up
>>my mail at the window. I'll make more money this year than any 10
>>years of my life before. The nice thing about this deal is that it
>>doesn't matter where in the U.S. the people live. There simply isn't a
>>better investment with a faster return.
>>
>>Mary Rockland, Lansing, MI
>>
>>I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
>>if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to
>>contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed
>>another program...11 months passed then it came...I didn't delete this
>>one!...I made more than $41,000 on the first try!!
>>
>>D. Wilburn, Muncie, IN
>>
>>This is my third time to participate in this plan. We have quit our
>>jobs, and will soon buy a home on the beach and live off the interest
>>on our money. The only way on earth that this plan will work for you
>>is if you do it. For your sake and for your family's sake don't pass
>>up this golden opportunity. Good luck and happy spending!
>>
>>Charles Fairchild, Spokane, WA
>>
>>ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL
>>FREEDOM!
>>
>>NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOUR TURN
>>
>>DECISIVE ACTION YIELDS
>>
>>POWERFUL RESULTS VE ACTION YIELDS
>>
>>POWERFUL RESULTS
>>
>>
>>
>>_______________________________________________________________
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