I don't understand the problem.
 
No, I am not ashamed.
 
No, I am not embarrassed of our community.
 
Yes, I have found my keys.
 
I remember what it tastes like to eat an ant.
 
What's going on?
Let's all take a moment to put things back into perspective.
 
Ohio...college...young adults...Miami University...Rent...bad Odgen dining
hall food...cute Ogden dining hall workers...90210...emily's bear
Henery...the listserve???
 
American, it's time to calm down, and stop taking ourselves so seriously.
 
You all know how to act, you all understand how to be.  There is no
problem.
 
Chill out...there is no reason to end this semester with a ridiculous
guilt discussion, centering around nothing more than our own shallow
desires to feel better about ourselves, by fathoming that we have attoned
for our bad behaviour.
 
Do what you know you should.  You're all smart kids, I don't think anyone
needs to tell you what that is.
 
--Kate J.