For those of you who are interested (Kate J.) I will be sponsoring a
kissing booth at Ogden. The participants will be the "cute dining hall
workers." Of course, there will be a minimal fee. Please contact me if
you are interested. I hope this will not offend anyone who might mistake
this for: (a) exploiting the male sex, or (b) a mild form of prostitution.
I will secure all of the proper permits for such an affair. The date will
be announced as soon as I get the o.k. from my legal counsel.
Jimmy Conroy
Secretary for Off-Campus Affairs (elect)
208 Elliott Hall
Miami University
Oxford, OH 45056
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