Top Ten Signs That You're Suffering Semester Burnout:
 
10. You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, "yes satan?"
 
9. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get
         off  my back, ho-chunk!"
 
8. When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie
         Monster song: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..."
 
7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep
         because you just don't care.
 
6. You've got so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.
 
5. Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your
        dormitory when the nightly fire alarm goes off.
 
4. You sleep more in class than at home.
 
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your bookbag.
 
2. Visions of the upcoming weekend offer no help in making it
        through the week.
 
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right
             now.
 
**hey there-
        i hope that this finds you stress-free and excited about the finals
that you are going to ace, but if you are anything like me . . . you are
drowning in a sea of nuts-ola junk!  remember to take time to smile =-) and
pass along an encouraging word to that random guy on your window sill-
ooooops . . . did he just jump?  i wanted to wish you all the merriest of
christmas'!  if you see santa, please give him my address and a big old
hug!  here is to a safe and happy new year, may you all be blessed with the
love and laughter of friends and family =-)  and think, your professor
could ask this question for your final!
q.  who is that big fat man in that tacky red suit?
        a: john candy dressing up as a devil for halloween