Now you guys know why we're so tired. Peace, Lisa.
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Subject: Why you're so tired..... (fwd)
Date: Wednesday, September 18, 1996 6:44PM
This is really cute!
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Thought this might make you smile.
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Subject: Why you're so tired.....
Author: DRAFTON/DD at ccmgwy
Date: 7/26/96 1:24 PM
This was sent to me by another intern; I found it amusing, I hope you do as
well.
I AM TIRED.
Yes, I'm tired. For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron-poor blood,
lack
of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies that make you wonder if lif=
e
is
really worth living.
But now I found out it isn't that. I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired.
That
leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 29 million employed by the government. This leaves 19
million to do the work.
Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the=20
work.
Take from that total the 14.8 million who work for State and City=20
Government
and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do
the
work.
You and me. Bummer
And you're sitting there reading this. No wonder I'm tired.
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