Greetings, all...
Does this apply to anyone???
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>> You might be a grad student if:
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>>         ...you can identify universities by their internet domains.
>>         ...you are constantly looking for a thesis in novels.
>>         ...you have difficulty reading anything that doesn't have
footnotes.
>>         ...you understand jokes about Foucoult.
>>         ...the concept of free time scares you.
>>         ...you consider caffeine to be a major food group.
>>         ...you've ever brought books with you on vacation and actually
>>            studied.
>>         ...Saturday nights spent studying no longer seem weird.
>>         ...the professor doesn't show up to class and you discuss the
>>            readings anyway.
>>         ...you've ever travelled across two state lines specifically to
>>            go to a library.
>>         ...you appreciate the fact that you get to choose *which* twenty
>>            hours out of the day you have to work.
>>         ...you still feel guilty about giving students low grades (you'll
>>            get over it).
>>         ...you can read course books and cook at the same time.
>>         ...you schedule events for academic vacations so your friends can
>>            come.
>>         ...you hope it snows during spring break so you can get more
>>            studying in.
>>         ...you've ever worn out a library card.
>>         ...you find taking notes in a park relaxing.
>>         ...you find yourself citing sources in conversation.
>>         ...you've ever sent a personal letter with footnotes.
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