Behold! Randy Kaelber Speaks:
: On 14 Nov 1997, Deus ex Machina wrote:
 
: > California Vegetable? What's that? And Do you have any fruit to declare?
 
: But those are all interrogatives.
 
Very good! Now let's move on to statements. I know, it's a lot to cover
but I think you're ready.
 
: If JJ's doesn't have it, it doesn't exist. If it *does* happen to exist,
: but not at JJ's, well, then send us your address and don't go anywhere.
: We'll be right there to take care of the problem.
 
Well then. Let's put together a mu.talk reconnaisance mission.
 
: > I don't think they brand vegetables any more (killer tomatoes, maybe) but
: > californians are all commies anyway. Luckily, so am I.
 
: Ian, you *know* you're an anarcho-syndico-fascist. Fortunately, you're
: also virulently anti-social. Branding vegetables is a time-honored
: tradition in many parts of the world.
 
I dunno, "fascist" is too liberal for me. I prefer "Teamster Executive."
 
Anyway, we cannot continue to let people brand vegetables. It's amoral,
because it's wrong[1].
 
: Randy[1], bunny-hugging, feel-your-pain, Clinton/Gore type Democrat.
 
MoHo, Forward-thinking, tolerant, Reagan-era Republican
 
: ps. Janet Reno rules! Reno for galactic emperor[2]! Woohoo!
 
Janet Reno is a wuss. Bring back the halcyon days of Hoover, man.
 
: [1] - who also wished we had mu.talk.insane[3]
 
and mu.talk.mouth-full, mu.shut.the.hell.up.geek, mu.fan.mcis...
 
: [2] - I'm sure she's working on this.
: [3] - but who also thinks mu.talk serves well in this role.
 
[1]50 points for anyone[2] who can name the source of the quote...
[2] NMF
 
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