Here's a funny fake TV transcript that makes fun of Windows and Bill Gates.
http://www.bazza.com/sj/trek/humour/Microsoft-StarTrek.html
Jeff Wax
PS I don't know if I'll be at the meeting next week, but if you want, I
have 3 little films on my computer that some guy made using Star Wars action
figures and legos. They are absolutely hysterical. Very Quentin
Tarantino-ish. We can watch them if you want. Let me know.